KG is a Scary MOFO

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111

So are the words of Kevin "Crazy" Garnett. Huge dude, going nuts and looking like a complete psycho. This was better than any part of the actual basketball that was played during The Finals. Do you think the championship meant something to Garnett? I'm not really sure, but it sure was entertaining TV.

I think I liked it so much because of the fact that I was at a very loud bar. I couldn't hear a word that Garnett was saying — so I got to focus on little details like the fountains of saliva pouring out of his mouth all over the crowd. He even sprayed Celtic legend Bill Russell's glasses. Everyone was getting a "little piece" of Garnett last night.

I enjoyed the celebration so much that I tried to bring a little piece of it here to Lansing, Michigan. I present to you an advance copy of the Thursday Source Page…

Yep, Kevin Garnett has come to the Source(!!)

But this outrageous celebration also got me thinking on another level. Just what kind of person would act out-of-control like that on national TV? The Official ATB Roommate and I came to several conclusions:

A. Kevin Garnett is a very focused individual
B. Kevin Garnett values winning over all else
C. Kevin Garnett is a scary mofo.
D. Kevin Garnett is socially awkward.

Any of these could be correct correct, but I'm leaning towards 'D.'

Garnett has been eating and breathing basketball for his entire life, and I don't think he ever learned how people are supposed to interact with other humans. And as a result you get scary/awesome interviews like the one on ABC after The Finals.

Where do you think this interview ranked on the 'all-time list of great athlete interviews?'

Central Division Tour

I am currently writing this in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Racine Wisconsin as we are about to depart for Milwaukee. This ATB staff writer has begun an epic journey that will take a week to complete. We will travel 3200 miles and see 8 baseball games in 6 cities.

You can track our shenanigans at centraldivisiontour2008.blogspot.com. So far we have seen the Tigers take care of business in Detroit with a 5-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers and my "hometown" Rockies shutout the White Sox. Feel free to check out our running running blog which will be updated dailyish.