Pistons AIM Convo / Eddy Curry to Detroit?

Another NBA Chat today. This time I was talking with ATB Staff Writer Colar Bear Allen, who you may remember from such masterpieces as "5 Worst Contracts on the Detroit Tigers" and "5 Worst Contracts on the Detroit Tigers."

This chat is pretty much Pistons related, except that we get into some Star Trek talk. Reader beware…

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colarbear: I watched the end of the last game at the Riv, which was pretty fun everybody was real into it

pitch: yeah that was real intense that 4th quarter was outstanding

colarbear: I know Rodney Stuckey is going to be sixth man of the year next year unless we start trading people and he ends up starting

pitch: he's going to be real good. I like the stuckey/rip/chauncey combo with tayshaun and Rasheed

colarbear:too bad we didn't have him like three years ago

pitch: yeah, we probably would have made the finals a few more times

colarbear: I say we trade rip I don’t know who for I just don’t really like him anymore

pitch: we could probably get a top 10 pick if I had to guess

colarbear: remember when we won the championship and rip was running around people all game and coming off screens

pitch: Reggie miller Jr. if I remember right

colarbear: he only does that in the last five minutes of the game now

pitch: and he loves three pointers now

colarbear: I know, and he whines

pitch: he took a real bad, contested one with like 2 minutes left

colarbear: a lot.

pitch: ha, they all whine though

colarbear: and I think he is faking this arm injury

pitch: it makes it hard to like the pistons

colarbear: I know

pitch: you think he just didn't want to take the shot at the end of the game?

colarbear: I don’t know, but I didn’t see how his arm got hurt

pitch: yeah it looked pretty weak

colarbear: he was all tangled up

pitch: but they did show the trainer massaging it before the game and at timeouts so maybe it was already more hurt than we know

colarbear: but the one that got hurt was his free arm

colarbear: maybe

colarbear: or maybe he’s a big vag

pitch: …with a stupid mask.

pitch: we didn't mention that he got poked in the eye and had to waste a very important timeout he really blew it bad

colarbear: I dislike him more and more with each passing second

pitch: yeah, I forgot about the eye-poking thing

colarbear: lets trade rip back to Washington for Gilbert Arenas put arenas at the 2

pitch: lets trade him to Charlotte for Michael Jordan

colarbear: done and done

pitch: I like the Arenas trade, but Bill Davidson is a cheap, old man.

colarbear: lets trade him to the Knicks for eddy curry

pitch: ha, I like that trade and we can groom eddy curry to be the new Rasheed. I mean he's only like 27 now (!!) He still has potential

colarbear: Haha. can we give him a mechanical heart like the one Jean-Luc Picard has

pitch: yes, but we can't give him the same desire and passion of JLP. He's one of the great leaders in history

colarbear: you know I’m not going to argue about that. Maybe we could teach eddy curry to shout "ENGAGE" every time he makes a shot and he can call ’Sheed ‘number 1’

pitch: see I’m thinking Herrmann is more of the number one

colarbear: haha

colarbear: 'Dyess is Data

colarbear: 'Sheed is Worf

colarbear: I'm a nerd

colarbear: this conversation must end

pitch: over

pitch: although it seemed like you were on a roll

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